A new short story by Laura Bernardeschi Nelson
One does so enjoy being a muse. Usually, an artist inspires poets or collectors, but it seems I’ve inspired a much more dedicated breed of admirer: The Bureaucratic Stalker. I’ve been glancing at my analytics lately, and I must say, the devotion is touching. To my fans logging in from the leafy suburbs of the South West of our continent and my tech-savvy friends in the Far East: hello. I hope the coffee is strong and the air conditioning is crisp, because you’ve certainly been putting in the overtime on my website today.
The Deep-Dive into the Mundane
Most people visit an artist’s website to see the latest masterpiece. Not my special friends. No, they are digital archaeologists. They aren’t satisfied with the homepage. They ignore the “Contact” tab. They have a singular, burning passion for Page 13.
And oh, I see someone just discovered Page 17.
Read more: The Audit of the Bored: A Guided Tour of My Portfolio (Now Trending: Page 13 & 17)This is just the beginning of the journey. Find out what happens next and unlock the full story by grabbing your copy of the book on
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All characters and events in these stories are entirely imaginary. All rights reserved © Laura Bernardeschi Nelson.